Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)

Sharks are like mobsters in that there will always be a market for movies in which they are prominently featured. Big, toothy, voracious fish in shiny gray sharkskin are the primary sales point of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002), as they were in the first two installments of the Shark Attack series, which have grown to become fin-fan favorites. In this third time out of the tank, the presumed-extinct monstrous Megalodon shark is munching upon the paying customers at a posh summer resort. Prepare for an epic battle between man and leviathan, with our shark-hunting hero, John Barrowman, pausing only to ask tasty temptation Jenny McShane, "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"