Sex and Zen (1991)

Sex and Zen go together like masturbation and tissues! No doubt, that explains the reason for the following releases: Sex and Zen (1991), Sex and Zen 2 (1996), Sex and Zen 3 (1998), and 3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy (2011). The first film relies far more on banging than Buddhism of the Far East. Yes, the racy romp is loosely based on Li Yu’s erotic Chinese novel The Carnal Prayer Mat written during the Ming Dynasty. Apparently, Confucius say “when young married couple no can make nookie, young man must have three-foot penis graft while wife move into whore house and become freelance concubine.” As such, we get to see stripped sexual enthusiasts cavorting in carnal abandon. The arousing acrobatics are performed with all the choreographed gymnastic pyrotechnics of the fight scenes in a particularly high-flying kung fu flick — only it’s better since black belts (or any form of clothing) are not required. Suffice it to say, despite the language barrier, nothing gets lost in translation! Throughout the course of the flesh-filled fantastical flick, skineophiles will have their pick of pulling material since the softcore adventure boasts no shortage of nude ingénues. For starters, you’ll want to chow down on Isabella Chow when she serves up her ripe peaches, hot buns, and back burger while getting whipped by some weirdo. FYI: her T&A enjoys BDSM! If that’s not kinky enough, Amy Yip’s body double bares “her” three Bs while having sex underwater. It’s a real splash — in your pants!