Sex and the Emperor (1994)

That's not Szechuan shrimp you're smelling--it's the heady scent of Sex & The Emperor (1994). Li Lianying (Shu-Kei Wong) is a half-eunuch (a well-placed bribe saved him one of his cojones) who has just entered the employ of the Forbidden City. Li soon discovers that the emperor's pleasure palace is in fact crawling with gorgeous, sexually frustrated concubines who would like nothing more than to take a ride on his little dragon. When the emperor discovers that there's been unauthorized sexy times taking place in the Forbidden City, he punishes head eunuch Little One for the indiscretions, but it's the emperor's favorite maid Guilian (Yvonne Yung Hung) who will end up paying the price. But before Yvonne meets her maker, she takes a time-out for a bath that shows her sexy, slim bod in all its T&A-baring glory. Sex & The Emperor will give you a royal pain...in your pants.