Embrassez qui vous voudrez (2002) is a French comedy, which means the girls are pretty and mostly naked. It’s a laugh riot . . . in your pants. The plot is simple; Charlotte Rampling takes a vacation, but most people at the seaside resort are hard at wank. There are transsexual lovers, bisexual unions, and all manner of kinky goings on. Lou Doillon may have a masculine name, but her feminine charms are amply expressed in a wet boff with her beau, who’s a budding filmmaker. Barbara Kelsch can’t cover up her treasured chest because she’s tied naked to a bedpost and gagged. Yes, hilarious stuff. It’s enough to make you slap your funny boner.