Romance scribbler Michelle von Flotow has exhausted her genre. She's done fantasies and pirates and all manner of gothic gobbledegookery, and she's plumb tapped out as the erotic drama Phantom Love (2000) opens. But that all changes when her publisher advises her to go out and grab a new story by the nuts—Michelle goes in search of erotic exploits, finding herself inspired by the private diaries of one Lady Judith, a.k.a. Griffin Drew, who loves her some loving and even bares her muffins. Michelle takes a page from Griffin's booty-knocking book and finds herself some sexual adventures. But Michelle and Griffin aren't the only tail in this tale: Leslie Taylor, Shannon Malone, and Sandy Wasko all get nude too.