Kids start out wild, but they usually settle down and never again do the crazy stuff they did back when their buns were tightly creased and cheese-free and their nibble-bit titties were foes of gravity. This growing-up process of eliminating exhibitionistic behavior would be tragic in the case of stoner-eyed blonde Patti D'Arbanville, except that the cameras were rolling. Discovered at age fourteen by master exploiter Andy Warhol and waxing lesbianic in his movie Flesh (1968) three years later, Patti was on the highway to skinville. Rancho Deluxe (1975) features D'Arbanville top and bottom but in shadows and from a distance. Hold out for Bilitis (1977), a well-lit depiction of lesbo awakening. Even though Patti is in her mid-twenties, her popping nipples, clenching buns, and fuzzy pubic thatch have retained the nymphlike qualities of youth. Later, she would grow up.
Modern Problems (1981) - as Darcy
L' amour (1973) - as Patti