Chicago is a great city, but sometimes Mr. Skin wishes he had been born in France. We call our television the boob tube. I don’t know what they call it in France, but you can actually see boobs, even if you don’t have cable. Imagine turning on the set and seeing French tart Patricia Millardet in her full-frontal glory. Well, you don’t have to live in France, just subscribe to this site, for we have a hair-rising clip from the crime series Coplan, and you’ll definitely want to cop a feel!