Opie Gets Laid (2005)

Writer-director James Ricardo stars as the titular loser who has no luck with women in the “anti-romantic” comedy Opie Gets Laid (2005). April Wade portrays a pot peddler who takes pity on Opie and aims to hook him up with a date, but then they start getting it on—much to the chagrin of her lesbian lover. This opens a floodgate for our hero, who begins also nailing girl lover Dakota (Ute Werner), porn-store clerk Rain (Jesselynn Desmond), and chronic masturbator Brandi (Samantha Turk). For all the action, though, only Hutchi Hancock shows skin, and it’s just her right hooter. Still, Opie Gets Laid is worth a look.