Mireille et Vincent (1997)

Love is a terminal illness in the boob tube flick Mireille et Vincent (1997). When Mireille’s (Julie Judd) father banishes her boyfriend Vincent (Mathieu Delarive) from his house, the grieving girl wanders aimlessly throughout her small town, revisiting all the locations where she and Vincent developed their tender and exciting affair. Through all the wandering and daydreaming, the dejected dame dies of a broken heart. In a morbid twist of fate, Vincent eventually encounters his sweet love’s lifeless body. And the viewer gets to encounter Julie Judd’s milky breasts and fuzzy box as she takes a sex-tastic dip in a pool. Splish, splash! We just creamed in our pants!