Milo-Milo (1979)

Milo-Milo (1979) is a West German comedy, and speaking of humor, here’s a joke: You can’t get off without Veruschka von Lehndorff. The long-haired beauty proves that life is a beach. When she’s coming out of the ocean, you’ll just be coming, that’s because Veruschka is naked and her meaty sacks are wet and waiting for your sticky stuff. If you’re eagle-eyed you’ll also catch the tip of her pubes. Here’s a tip, pull up the media we’ve save, fast-forwarding to the good parts so you don’t have to, and show your appreciation with a jerk and a tug. She may not know it, but this is the finest tribute you can make in support of her career as an actress.