To all the couch potatoes out there, Maria is instantly recognizable as “Dr. Diane Bentley” from her stint on the long-running hit soap opera Santa Barbara in the late-1980s. Of course, her career didn’t start there… She worked her way up from guest spots on series like Nero Wolfe and Airwolf (Seems she has a penchant for the lupine set, would you say?) in the early-1980s before landing her first cinematic gig in 1985’s Jagged Edge. Sadly, Maria is aced shortly into the film but right before the killer does his dirty business, her rips open her pajamas for a brief, albeit savory sneak-peek at her jajoobies. Unfortunately, that would prove to be the last time Maria would be flashing her flappers before Mr. Camera, although we’re still holding out for a re-teat performance… The better part of her career since then has been spent on the ironically nicknamed Boob Tube, though, which doesn’t allow for much in the way of boobage, so the possibilities of that encore performance are pretty much Slim and None, and Slim just left town.