What language do they speak in the Neatherlands? Mr. Skin will have to ask Maike Meijer, if I’m ever lucky enough to meet the dark-haired beauty. I’d love to ask her to translate her most recent run in the mini-series Fok jou! Don’t assume the obvious, though. For example, Maike appeared in the movie The Dress (1996), an experimental Dutch drama that found the actress fully nude--hooters and bush--running from her house rather than “fok” the pig her partner wants her to know carnally. She’s wearing no dress, despite the title.