Lucky Bastard (2013)

Gee, who would have thought that a man obsessed with having sex with his favorite porn star would turn out to be a creep? It might seem obvious to you or I, but the protagonists of the found-footage thriller Lucky Bastard (2013) don't realize this until it's too late...way too late. The story centers on a porn site called "Lucky Bastard" run by a guy named Mike (Don McManus) that allows a random, regular schmoe, the opportunity to fulfill their filthiest fantasies with their favorite porn stars. Dave (Jay Paulson) is very eager to get onto the site (maybe a little too eager), but Mike sets him up with blonde porn goddess Ashley Saint (Betsy Rue) anyway. She gets weirded out by how much he knows about her, the shoot goes poorly, Dave gets freaked out about what a fool he'll look like when the footage is released, and eventually the weirdo turns violent. Sure, boobs are a part of almost every horror flick, but this one has so much nudity in it, it's rated NC-17! A triple "B"-scene from co-star Catherine Annette five minutes into the movie pulls a great switcheroo. It looks like she's tied down and getting done doggy style by a robber, only for it to be revealed this is all part of the porno they're filming. Clever! But it's Betsy Rue who will really make you spew! The busty blonde shows her bigums in the backseat of a car, adds her tush and bush to that equation with a shower scene, makes the weirdo shoot his load way too early when she straddles him in a nighty, and runs around naked when her money shot gets interrupted by Dave threatening to shoot her and the porn star they replace him with. We're lucky those ladies didn't hide anything in Lucky Bastard!