Lorelei (2021)

Small towns are a hell of a place to grow up in.  Most everyone ends up married with kids by the time they are barely 20 years old and are working at the grocery store.  Wayland (Pablo Schreiber) took a different path when he hit the other side of 18 though, he decided he was going to join a biker gang and become a professional stick-up man on two wheels.  The only problem is that he got caught and because he didn't want to snitch on his crew, he ended up doing a hard 15 years in the state penitentiary.  This movie kicks off with Wayland leaving the joint, hopping back on his bike and riding back to his one stop town to try and piece his life back together in the only way he knows how.  The only problem is, he doesn't want to be a stick-up man anymore but as an ex-con, his options are pretty well gone.  So he starts to mop the floors at the church, which is where he sees a single moms support group and there he runs into his old high school sweetheart, Dolores (Jena Malone).  The sparks immediately fly between the two again and they start up a bit of a fling, only issue is she has three kids of her own now, neither of them have any money, and she wants out of that town as bad as he wants back in!  As Wayland tries his best to put on the daddy pants in the relationship, the pair hit just about every snag possible on the way back to normal.  Lucky for us though, Jena Malone's Dolores wants to be a mermaid and we get to see her submerged buns floating.  We also get to see a fresh out of jail Wayland try to nail Sabina Friedman-Seitz up against the bathroom sink!