Long Hello and Short Goodbye (1999)

Long Hello and Short Goodbye (1999) is one of those modern noirs that make viewers jump in their pants. Where once Sam Spade and Philip Marlowe chased skirts, now their carnal counterparts are chasing T&A. They don’t have to run fast to catch up with undercover cop and drug-dealing femme fatale Nicolette Krebitz. She’s too cool, calm, and collected to give chase--or to wear much outside of some sexy ’70s threads. And even that becomes a bit much for this slinky sex kitten when she strips down to her black bikini briefs and lets her junior jugs jiggle for a semi-skinny dip. Your hellos won’t be the only thing that’s long after checking out Nicolette’s short goodbyes.