Live Through This

Before The Osbournes became America’s favorite fucked-up rock ‘n roll family, the series Live Through This told the story of The Jackson Decker Band (apparently their name came from the fact that they liked listening to “Running on Empty” while playing with belt sanders). Once a popular 80's super group, this fictional band reunites for a comeback concert tour--only they decide to bring their five teenaged kids along for the ride. This leads to all of the generation-gap clashes you would expect as the aging rock stars try to relive their glory days while the kids get to spend the entire summer on a rock 'n' roll tour in typical coming-of-age fashion--banging as many groupies and snorting as much record company cocaine as they can get their grubby little hands on. Okay, we made that part up, but you get the idea. Jennifer Dale played rockstar totty Annie Baker on the show, but most of us would rather watch her play the stripper in the 1979 Drive-in skinema classic Stone Cold Dead. This girl had a rock-hard body that had to be seen to be believed, and her perky pink niblets were riding high on her sumptuously firm breasts. She went on to get naked in Suzanne and Your Ticket is No Longer Valid, although none of her subsequent nudes scenes topped the majesty of that inaugural striptease.