Wouldn’t you like to join the Women’s Murder Club? No? Not a woman? Not into murder? Well, try this on for size. Your fellow members would include Laura Harris, Paula Newsome, Aubrey Dollar, and chocolate-maned dream girl Angie Harmon. You and this four-pack of slinky sirens would spend your days solving homicides, doing good for society while becoming closer as friends. So come on. Join Women’s Murder Club. It’ll have you choking your chicken.