Little Mischa Barton is a typical depressed kid in Lawn Dogs (1997). She's got good reason to be blue. She's just moved to a gated community that's dull, daddy's a conservative businessman, and Kathleen Quinlan is not only a MILF, she spreads her legs to get spewed by any guy with a working hose. Then Mischa finds the wolf of the woods, Sam Rockwell, who mows the neighbors' lawns, and he jumpstarts Mischa's immature engine. Rockwell rolls with Angie Harmon as Mischa watches--what better way to learn about the birds and the bees? Yeah, he's a real lawn dog. But who wouldn't bury their bone in Angie?