Latin Lover (1999) is a German drama, made for TV. What a playful character Marie Bäumer inhabits in this movie. She looks like the kind of unapproachable beauty we only see in fashion magazines, that ethereal type of woman who some of us don’t even believe lives in the real world. But she is real, and not stuck up at all. Her sexiness is evident, especially when stripping out of her dress to some lacy undergarments, but it’s the fun-loving aspect of her personality that charms, like when she’s fully nude with a hose, smiling as she sprays it seductively. The tits and fur patch don’t hurt, but then we’ve masturbated so much to this scene our penis hurts.