La débandade (1999)

Mr. Skin has seen the future and it’s sexy. La Débandade (1999) is a French comedy about a sixty-year-old man’s battle to keep his penis operative. Old age should always be as hot as it is in France, where they’ll do anything to keep the bedroom sheets ruffled. The old codger goes to Switzerland to get a prescription for Viagra, which is unavailable at home, and though he is happily married he can’t help but try it out on anyone willing to have a medicinal poke. Great thing about that little blue pill, it keeps you hard for hours and our hero gets Myriam Mézières to keep the little fellow happy in her warm mouth. If that’s a mid-life crisis, then sign us up!