If nobody likes a tease, how come the world is so in love with California blonde Kristy Swanson? Sunshine-fresh Swanson's only nude role to date, a head-to-knees fully nude rear shot in Getting In (1994), showcases a pair of tightly clenched, cheese-free butt cheeks. Sadly, the seat meat, though savory, is the property of a body double and has come no closer to Kristy's pepper pot than have the rest of us. Still, Swanson maintains a lingerie-clad hold on mass affection. A pro of screen and tube, Kristy's list of credits is long and studded with prominent entries. Is there a common thread? The peekaboo hottie dons a bra-and-panties combo or a tasteful bikini almost every time out. Such costuming is a ray of hope. One of these outings, some little bit is bound to slip.
Soul Assassin (2001) - as Tessa Jansen
Lover Girl (1997) - as Darlene
Dream Trap (1990) - as Sue Halloran