A lot of young men prematurely discovered the secret of the ooze while mooning over Judith Hoag as reporter April O’Neil in the surprise hit movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990). It was a big break for the former soap star who’d been toiling in non-descript TV series for several years. Sadly, this ravishing redhead went right back to minor roles on both the big and small screens. She finally made her (kinda) skin debut in the HBO telemovie Breast Men (1997), but those Hoagies belonged to a body double. This was followed by an appearance in the summer hit Armageddon (1998). Then it was back to more forgettable TV appearances--until it wasn’t TV but actual Hoag hooters on HBO the second time around. Judith finally bared her bod on the cable series Carnivàle, showing her twin peaks with former Twin Peaks dwarf Michael J. Anderson. She stole the episode as a cold-assed, hot-hootered 1930s prostitute who got our denim swelling out of the Great Depression. After a 40-episode stint on the TV drama Nashville came to an end, Judith moved on and dropped some side boob in an episode of The Magicians. Your pants will disappear when the sexy redhead lays the verbal smackdown while relaxing in a bath. When she is done dolling out the drama, she stands up and grabs a towel, giving us a good look at most of her left lactoid. With a career that still bounces between TV and movies, we have a feeling we haven’t seen the last of Ms. Hoag’s hangers bouncing on the screen.