Joe (Mike Christopher) is the namesake of the horror flick Joe Vampire (2012) who finds himself undead and fighting for love. A Civil War soldier, Joe finds himself attacked by a vampire during a battle. He is left with a choice – die or become a vampire. He takes the later and quickly grows to hate it. After years of wandering alone he finds a woman who accepts him for who he is. He falls in love with her only to find the other vampires are not so keen on her. Now Joe must fight to protect the love he has been waiting decades to find. Krista Grotte will have your wooden stake standing at attention when she works the pole at a strip club. She dances and shakes it then takes off her bra and unleashes her impressive, big jugs while a couple of guys look on and tip her. Krystal Pixie Adams finds herself on the receiving end of some vampire attention. As the vamp attacks her he does us a solid and rips her shirt off so we can check out her perky pair while he bites her neck.