Joanne Nail Nude

There are just too many cliches, jokes, and funny things Mr. Skin can say in reference to Joanne Nail, just because of her last name—but he can’t decide on one, so he’s just going to let you insert your favorite here: . The Spokane, Washington, native, and a graduate of Eastern Washington University, is mostly known for appearing on a plethora of TV series, all in one-episode gigs, and for picking up parts in TV movies. You’ve seen her on primetime from 1974-1988 in Marcus Welby, M.D.; S.W.A.T.; Harry O; Code R; The Streets of San Francisco; The Rockford Files; James at 16 (Lance Kerwin!); Hawaii Five-O (the original, not the remake); Young Maverick; Enos; Cagney & Lacey; and Designing Women. For TV movies, she took a lead in Mother, Juggs & Speed (1978), based on the film of the same name; Warp Speed (1981) with Adam West; and another lead as in The Perfect Woman with Fred Willard, among others. Joanne only has a few feature films on her acting resume, starting with her big-screen theatrical debut as Maggie in Switchblade Sisters (1975), which is also her nude debut. The exploitation classic features Joanne in her sole on-screen skin moment, occurring when a bunch of bad girls rough her up and rustle up some nip. The hot honey also showed up as Jane of the Porsche team in The Gumball Rally (1976) with Raul Julia, Barbara Collins in The Visitor (1979) with Glenn Ford, as Ricky in Full Moon High (1981) with Adam Arkin, and in I’m Going to Be Famous (1983) with Dick Sargent (the guy from Bewitched). Nailed it!