It's Not a Date (2014) is probably a good reflection of what today's dating culture is going to culminate in one day. It starts off with a young nurse named Carly (Leah Huebner), who has been on so many horrible dates, she no longer has faith in them at all. When she goes on a date with Milo and realizes that he's given her both a fake name and an STD, she decide to abduct him and subject him to a series of humiliating things. (Think: Surprise Prince Albert piercing.) Not only do we get to see Leah in her panties when she hops out of bed and rinses off in the shower, but this movie also stars the one and only porn queen Nina Hartley, who shows her legendary boobs when she hops on top of the incapacitated Milo. Date or no date, we'd trade places with him any time!