The kinky Italian import Il Macellaio (1998) is also known as The Butcher--and let the sausage jokes begin! Alba Parietti is the fetching vegetarian who opens her mind and mouth to the sensual world of Miki Manojlovic’s butcher shop. It’s doctor’s orders that she start eating meat, but she soon discovers that a butcher’s block is also inspiration for a cock lock. Alba’s soon drooling from all kinds of orifices whenever she’s in the presence of the man who delivers the hamhocks. That hamhock stays boiled, too, as Alba ditches her clothes before anything can spoil.