Hercules (2005)

Princess of our (wet) dreams Elizabeth Perkins is the princess of Thebes who gets knocked up by a god and finds herself pregnant with Hercules (2005) in this made-for-TV retelling of the mythic muscleman's rise to legendary musclehood. Mama Liz rejects her Herc (Paul Telfer), and on top of that his brother (Luke Ford) acts like a total jerk, so our hero feels like a zero in the family-love department. To make matters worse, daddy Zeus's old lady Hera really hates the little bastard, the Delphic oracle Kim Coates wants to see him smote, and obstacle after obstacle is thrown his way. Through all the fussing and fighting and CGI smiting, Paul learns that he has allies as well, including wifey Leeanna Walsman, sidekick Sean Astin, Liz's hubby Timothy Dalton, and the Goddess of Sexy, Leelee Sobieski, who comes as close to baring her bronzed bazongas as a broadcast-TV hottie can.