Harnessing Peacocks (1993)

Harnessing Peacocks (1993) has nothing to do with birds, except when used as an English slang for babes. Serena Scott Thomas is the little chickadee, but her peacocks refer to the johns she plucks. After getting impregnated by some mysterious masked Italian, she's disowned by her family and takes up the world's oldest (and sexiest) profession to pay the rent. This character study is totally revealing, especially when Serena strips down to her fine-feathered, unclothed form for a finger-licking good view of her juicy breasts, buns and bush. Mr. Skin recommends unharnessing your peacock for this flight of fancy.