Gerald's Game (2017)

Normally Mr. Skin would never support a film that makes women second guess a round of kinky sex, but when it's one as captivating as Gerald's Game (2017), he'll make an exception. Based on the lesser-known Stephen King novel from 1992, Netflix's horror master Mike Flanagan casts Carla Gugino as Jessie Burlingame. She's a middle-aged woman married to Gerald (Bruce Underwood), who retreats to the woods of Alabama with her hubby for an isolated sexathon. Roll Tide! Gerald decides to get really kinky and handcuff her to the bed, but when she's not into the fantasy he's promoting they get into a fight and the older dude promptly dies of a heart attack. Always take a Lipitor before you try to tear that ass up! Jessie is left cuffed to the bed, in her lingerie, in the middle of nowhere. Thirst, a stray dog, all sorts of hallucinations to a horrific event in her past, and even a possibly real but possibly imaginary serial killer (Carel Struycken) are just some of the issues Jessie will have to deal with in her struggle for survival. A tale of how some fetish pleasing loving can go so wrong that it leads to a truly nauseating scene of "de-gloving," there's no nudity in this one, but that doesn't mean there's not enough looks at Carla to have you mourning all the action poor Gerald didn't get, due to his dying. Before the G man kicks the bucket, with her boobs bursting out of a nightie, Carla lies on the bed seducing Gerald just before he puts the cuffs on. You'd have to handcuff every dude watching that scene to keep their digits away from their ding dongs! From there, it's just great teet cleavage in T pose as she's trapped on the bed. Imagine how much more watchable this one would've been if that couple had a "cuffs stay on, nightie comes off" rule! Lesson learned: Always have a safe word and a safe way to get out of your handcuff when you play Gerald's Game!