The gritty drama Franck Spadone (2000) tells the story of the eponymous small-time thief whose pick-pocketing of and subsequent infatuation with a stripper named Laura (Monica Bellucci) leads him right into the middle of a gang war. Infuriatingly and incomprehensibly, Monica has no occasion to disrobe, despite her role as a stripper. Ms. Bellucci had no qualms about showing her coochie in Malèna, which was made the same year, so we don't blame her. Franckly though, we could have used at least a peek at Monica's bomicas.