Flesh, TX (2009)

A town named “Flesh” sounds like it could be a pretty amazing place to visit. Unfortunately, it’s not a town populated by naked beauties, but instead maniacal, possibly inbred murderers. Or so we’re told in the horror flick Flesh, TX (2009), which chronicles the unfortunate turn of events that occur after a woman, Donna Parker (Eleni Krimitsos), pulls into a gas station in Flesh and finds her daughter missing. The local sheriff isn’t much help, and Donna has to search for her daughter on her own. Then it gets worse. Luckily, any horror movie worth a grain of fake blood has at least some nudity to break the tension, and Flesh, TX delivers: Curly-haired vixen Davina Joy, playing Fancy Barley, a member of the creeptastic Barley clan, tweaks her chest peaks in a private-audience dance number. Now that’s what a place called Flesh should be like.