Blood Car (2007)

Blood Car (2007) stars Mike Brune as eco-sensitive sensitive guy Archie Andrews, a veggie-eating, elementary-school-teaching idealist in a mess of a world. Gas costs forty bucks a gallon, and Mike wants to give the people back their cars—he's working on inventing an engine that runs on wheatgrass. Though he's not having much luck, he keeps running to the store for more of the liquid green anyway, chatting up yummy Anna Clumsky, the store clerk who wants him to feel her up. Unfortunately Mike's oblivious to Anna's scrumptiousness (and, sadly, the fact that she likes to draw sketches of blowjobs); his heart belongs to Katie Rowlett, who peddles meat for a paycheck! Opposites do attract! When Mike accidentally cuts himself while toiling away at his wheatgrass engine, he realizes that blood is what's been missing from his concoction . . . and that it makes Katie dig him in ways she never did before.