Fireballs (1989)

A movie called Fireballs (1987) featuring Northern Ontario's finest strippers in various states of undress standing next to fire engines? I'll unroll my hose for that! The plot to this uniquely '80s, uniquely Canadian hooter comedy is of the generic "save the community center" variety, combined with a dash of Animal House after the mayor of Wasaga Beach (yeah, I didn't know Canada had beach towns either) hires buzzkill fire chief McGregor (Albert Eggen) to keep party-hearty firefighters Sam (Goran Kalezic), Keith (Eric Crabb), and Baduski (Mike Strapko) in line. Only a bikini contest and heavy drinking will ease these mulleted public servants' pain, but bare boobage from Gayleen Smith and Irene Walters can't hurt. Those are some five-alarm funbags!