How to Make Love to a Negro.... (1989)

How to Make Love to a Negro (1989) is a comedy and not, as we hoped, the first in a series of sincere how-to tutorials for making love to different races of people. There’s still a niche there for the ambitious filmmaker. The movie takes place in Montreal, during a warm summer. Two black men who share an apartment, one an author who likes to pick up and screw white women, and the other a lazy amateur philosopher. So, between the two, we get a lot of white women are like this, but black women are like that. Luckily, it’s not all verbal play. There’s lots of nudity, too, which makes the medicine go down and the penis go up. Roberta Weiss is very hot and shows her T&A. The other nudists are anonymous, but still naked.