Fading Gigolo (2013)

No matter how big they get, the sad truth is that one day even an American Gigolo (1980), Manhattan Gigolo (1986), Galactic Gigolo (1987), and Italian Gigolo (1989) will become a Fading Gigolo (2014). John Turturro puts on his writer’s, director’s and acting hats to bring this sexy comedy to the big screen. The action kicks off when a florist named Fioravante (Turturro) and his friend Murray (Woody Allen) hit upon a capital idea to make money: Murray will become Fioravante’s pimp! As such, he begins offering his services to wealthy lesbian clients who want to have a threesome with a guy. Of course, it’s unbelievable that either a busty brunette like Selima (Sofia Vergara) or blonde beauty like Dr. Parker (Sharon Stone) would have to pay for sex. Nevertheless, that’s the plot’s premise. Luckily for us, the good-looking doctor bares her breasts while in bed with Fioravante just 21 minutes into the movie. Needless to say, seeing a topless Ms. Stone will make you hard as a rock! Throughout the story, we also encounter Avigal (Vanessa Paradis), Dovi (Liev Schreiber), Olga (Eugenia  Kuzmina), Othella (Tonya Pinkins), a Tai Chi woman (Aurélie Claudel), and Ms. Vergara’s arousing getups. As the lovely Latina lounges around, she shows off her bra-clad boobs and be-thonged buns. Even though we don’t get any nudity from Sofia, her massive cleavage is tough to contain in the skimpy lingerie she dons during most of the movie. Perhaps that’s why this flick is rated R — for Ravishing Rack!