Why is it that whenever a stranger is passing through town they always discover something strange? That’s just what happens in the horror flick Evil Town (1987). What is happening in town? Oh, just another one of those mad-scientist-types creating an army of zombies, that’s all. The living dead aren’t the only ones being raised; viewers will find their flaccid members standing up to pay attention to busty blonde Lynda Wiesmeier, who shares her big hitters in a couple of scenes. She’s even tied up topless, for those who go that way, which, of course, is all of us.