Even Lambs Have Teeth (2015)

In between the lamb-named horror flicks The Silence of the Lambs (1991) and The Other Lamb (2019) is the chiller diller Even Lambs Have Teeth (2015). Written and directed by Terry Miles, this Canadian-French pic has a runtime of 79 minutes. But just because the flick is considered a short, doesn’t mean it won’t make you long in the pants! This is especially the case when the leading ladies flash their flesh. The gruesome thriller gets underway when gal pals Katie (Tiera Skovbye) and Sloan (Kirsten Prout) are abducted and used by sex trafficking psychos (Garrett Black and Patrick Gilmore). The damsels in distress (and out of dress) take matters into their own hands by getting revenge on their aggressors. If being hot is a means of seeking vengeance, then these women are well armed with sexy charms. Katie strips to her brassiere in order to trick a guy with seduction. That’s the way to do it, honey! Sloan uses a similar move when she slinks out from under a blanket in barely-there briefs. Indeed, these lovely lambs have bra-clad racks that we can admire when they are chained in separate shipping containers. There are close-ups of them in their skivvies that let us really take in their fab figures. Ms. Skovbye basically wears only her undies for the rest of the movie including when she walks through a hardware store, fights with a guy in the kitchen, and even enters a church. We are praying for those panties to come off!