Entrapment (1999)

Sean Connery, manages to get an action-adventure film started. An action adventure film that boasts a Ron Bass script (guaranteed to make anyone with a half-full container of popcorn take real interest in their popcorn) and an interminable 'sense-of-disbelief' requirement. He knows he's going to lose his shirt on this thing. He's 108 and expected to be Action Jackson. The dialogue sounds like something George Lucas would pen. So what does he do? What would you do? You find the best ass in the business and point the camera at it. Sadly, Jen Lopez wasn't available, so they got the second best ass instead, Catherine Zeta-Jones. It was a good call, because this way at least half the audience (probably more than half looking at the trailer) were only there to see some patch. If I knew Catherine was in the gunny sack, even though it was covered in pig shit… I’d still find it sexy! No nudity. Nothing very revealing. Some nice shots of her butt… so it’s totally sexy just because it’s her!