Diana Suárez is a Spanish hottie. How hot is she? She’s so hot that the sun snuggles up with her when it’s feeling cold. In fact, she may be too hot for film. Her heat melts celluloid. It corrupts digital. You can’t process the steamy perfection of her sensual body. We don’t have the capacity to take in all her carnal charms. Only once have they been captured and shared, and that is in the movie about the lives of sexy group of islanders in the erotic romp Sex and Lucia (2001). And even then, the director had to focus his story on Paz Vega because Diana was boiling and load-blowing unless viewed not full on. Try to watch her topless scene in the tub without soiling your pants. We dare you.