All the exalted stereotypes of the steaming-hot Latina are embodied in the fiery face, burnin’ boobies and flame-throwing booty of Colombian-born Maria Checa. How did she ever appear in the pages of Playboy (as their Playmate for August 1994) without the paper spontaneously combusting? Maria’s molten curves look to have been sculpted from live flowing lava. Her hair is coal black, long and thick, and the miracle of it is that it does not ignite where it billows down and touches the small of her back. Put up an asbestos shield and tune into From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (1999). The Checa butt cheeks rise in blazing glory. In their center winks a shadowy profile of rear-entry muffin. Later, she tries to cool off in a shower, but the silly girl is naked there too. The result is pure steam.