Deathgasm (2015)

Deathgasm (2015) is the best name possible for this film, or for any film really, although since this one's a tale of heavy metal, horror, and more than a few hotties, it really fits. It all starts in a small New Zealand suburb when Brodie moves in with his religious uncle (Colin Moy) before befriending a group of outcasts. Their mutual love of metal means only one thing: they're going to start a band, and they're going to call that band Deathgasm. One thing leads to another, and they break into legendary metalhead Rikki Daggers' (Stephen Ure) home, steal some infamous sheet music called "The Black Hymn," and learn how to play it. This naturally releases a demon called Aeloth the Blind One who is intent on eating up the townspeople's souls and making everyone puke blood. Oh, oh, oh, oh no! But not everyone hates the evil demon, there's a whole demon loving cult in town our nerdy band need to deal with before they even get to that. Brodie naturally has a crush on the beautiful blonde at school (played by Kimberely Crossman), and she helps Deathgasm defeat the demon. She'll give you another kind of -gasm entirely when she puts on some sexy armor and grabs a battle axe, with Leda Petit, and Hannah Tasker-Poland wearing only pasties and playing with each other just under her as she poses. That'll make your dong spasm! Miss Petit will show real tit a bit later, as her bra gets laser eyed off by one of the band members. Hardcore! It sure got us hard! But the hottest girl in the whole movie is Delaney Tabron, who plays an evil, possessed demon woman who has a devil of a delightful rack! If selling your soul to the devil in the name of rock gets you women like the ones in Deathgasm on your cock, where can Mr. Skin sign?