The Field Guide to Evil (2018)

The Field Guide to Evil (2018) is an anthology film that puts a horror spin on eight myths, legends, and folktales from around the world, presented to us by directors from the very nations those myths hail from. Austrian filmmakers Veronika Franz and Severin Fiala crafted "The Sinful Women of Hollfall" which concerns an evil elf who sits on slutty women's chests all night as punishment for their sexual sins. Representing Turkey is Can Evrenol's "Haunted by Al Karisi: The Childbirth Djinn" which features a woman haunted by an evil old lady who can turn into a goat. Agnieszka Smoczynska's Polish spookfest "The Kindler and the Virgin" is all about a supernatural creature who claims they'll grant your wishes if you kill three people and eat their hearts. Norway checks in with Yannis Vesleme's "Whatever Happened to Panagas the Pagan?" a Christmas story about a group of villagers who capture a "kallikantzarol" or evil form of Norwegian elf. India's Ashim Ahluwalia's "The Palace of Horrors" is a black and white, 1913 set story about hikers encountering the supernatural, and Germany's Katrin Gebbe checked in with a story about an evil "Drude" who can take control of people called "A Nocturnal Breath." And as for the land of the free and home of the brave, we're represented by Calvin Reeder's tale of backwoods inbred cannibals "Beware the Melonheads." Folklore and myth luckily include hot sexy women - hooray! And this one gives us a tasty smorgasbord of sex kittens from all across the globe. Lili Epply is oh so sexy when she's nude with a white sheet wrapped around her beautiful body. If only someone threw some water on that thing and made it a bit more transparent. But the most carnally sensational women in the film are our Sinfull Woman of Holifiall. Holy smokes they're hot! We get a skinful when Luzia Oppermann and Marlene Hauser have a super sensual Sapphic scene that starts with them skinnydipping in the woods. They look like gorgeous woodland nymphs with their long locks cascading down their nude backs. We can also see the carpet matches the drapes on both fair-haired foxes! Once they get all wet in the water, they start making out and it becomes clear this is the stuff of legend - lesbian legend! Guide us to the field where those Austrians are pleasuring each other! The Field Guide to Evil is all good in our book!