D.E.B.S. (2004)

Skirt wearing schoolgirls, as any infatuated schoolboy or slightly susceptible male math instructor will attest, can kill you with a wink, slay you with a smile, or draw the breath from your gut with a simple twist of the hips. So if a band of formative femme fatales are equipped with automatic weapons, provided training in combat espionage tactics, and given a government-sanctioned license to kill, such as those bestowed upon the four foxes of D.E.B.S. (2004), you've got no shot. Especially if they're super hot. In this quirky comedy, the SAT has a secret spy test inside it, from which D.E.B.S. (Discipline, Energy, Beauty, Strength) recruits young high school hotties to turn into elite assassins. Their leader is the leggy blonde Amy (Sara Foster), but she's been compromised. She can't keep her eyes from peeking up the other ladies' thighs! Yes, Amy's a lesbian, which causes some issues when she gets jealous of all the marks Lucy Diamond (Jordana Brewster) has to seduce. After getting aroused by her flirting, Lucy and Amy fall in love, which complicates things for the ladies of D.E.B.S. Will their romance ruin the camaraderie of the group, or will their Sapphic connection actually help them take down the bad guys? A movie about lesbian acceptance wrapped in a Charlie's Angels shell, you might be surprised to learn that this one was written and directed by a lesbian woman named Angela Robinson, not a horny twelve year old boy. After all, who else would think of sticking smokeshows like Meagan Good, Devon Aoki, and Kid Rock's sister Jill Ritchie in Catholic schoolgirl outfits, and having them shoot machine guns as their jugs jiggle? A Sundance short film that got expanded to a full movie, this one's a nonstop naughty schoolgirl extravaganza, but it does have some skin, too. Devon can be seen in her undies tossing some fella out of her bed, while Jordana strips down to a bra getting caught getting handsy with Sara Foster. But it's Sara who provides the films only real nudity, flashing a bit of ass since she apparently didn't feel the need to wear any undies under her schoolgirl skirt. She's jogging up the stairs, and there's her derriere! Bet you feel like a fool for going to public school! Mr. Skin would be happy to have any of the D.E.B.S. in his B.E.D!