Based on the classic short story by H.P. Lovecraft, Cthulhu (2007) stars Jason Cottle as a gay history professor who returns to his estranged family in Oregon to settle his mother’s estate only to find that his father’s New Age cult has begun messing around with the old gods and called forth the squid-faced claw-handed abomination called Cthulhu. There’s no nudity, but we do get to see Tori Spelling’s pink bra as she undresses for some guy. The clothed sex scene is, as Lovecraft would say, a thing that should not be.