An unemployed loser becomes the proud owner of a very unique shaggin' wagon in Creep Van (2012). No, it doesn't have a sweet painting of a wizard fighting an eagle on the side, and it doesn't come with a refrigerator and shag carpeting-- the custom feature on this vehicle is a taste for human blood. But the dilapidated death van is all Campbell Jackson (Brian Kolodziej) can afford on his (lack of) salary, so he's got to find a way to change its homicidal ways before it can kill again. Veronica Adkinson keeps the groovy '70s vibe going as a topless trollop who satisfies a client's wrestling fetish. Nice headlights!