Every flesh fanatic on the planet knows that it's nearly impossible to go wrong with a hot Latina. This is particularly true with Latina lovely Claudia Pena (a.k.a. Kadiva Alcorta) trained in ballet and flamenco, developed her skills in tennis and aerobics, and graduated Cum Laude from the University of Texas and San Antonio with a degree in photography and art history. There couldn't be a more apt bestowment upon Claudia, particularly because you'll be "cumming loud" too when you see all the skin-tastic performances she has to offer. All these talents came into play in her role as "Jacuzzi Girl #2" in the stoner comedy Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008), where she stepped out of a hot tub to reveal her rounded rump, perfectly trimmed bush, and (briefly) her dark-nipped knockers. While ballet might have perfected her body, you’re the one who’ll be flogging your flamenco. Mr. Skin fondly remember fondling himself the night he saw Claudia emerge from the hot tub like some kind of otherworldly nymph. He relieved himself and laid in a puddle of Pena-inspired juices fantasizing about the amazing things this actress would have in store for us in the near future. There were going to be orgies, bushes, boobies, nips, lube, phallic-like objects everywhere. Mr. Skin has a very vivid imagination. Then reality set in a few years later and Mr. Skin realized that sweet Claudia had only been in one other film called The Killing Joke (2012), where she worked in the makeup department. You played a joke on Mr. Skin's mind, Claudia, but we still love you!
