This ain’t your mother’s holiday movie! Yes, Ruth (Emily van den Berg) breaks up with her boyfriend after finding out he’s cheating on her just before Christmas, but that’s where the similarities to any Hallmark movie you might be thinking of end. First off, she discovers his infidelity while flashing her breasts at him just before a strap-on wearing Sarah Di Spoto enters the room, then instead of moving back in with her parents or running into an old flame, she and the well-endowed Dani Thompson head to a sex dungeon! Ruth’s awkward at first, especially when hit on by a topless Laurie Jade Woodruff, but eventually brings her boobs out again for sex on a desk with a very Chippendales dancer-looking Marcus McSorley. They bang several more times, incorporating tether, collars, blindfolds, and one carefully-placed candy cane, before Ruth realizes he’s been filming all the sex dungeons titular celebration and decides to party with all the other kinky, naked regulars like Laurie, Jenny Miller, and Zuza Tehanu at her apartment. Tis the season to be horny!