Christiana Capetillo has one amazingly tight little body. Go check her clips from Red Shoe Diaries. Right now. We’ll wait. (Whistling) OK, back? Now just imagine the fun you could have with a toy like that! Yowza! Other than that particular installment of RSD, Christiana’s only other screen credits were Baywatch Nights and Single White Female (1992), and in that one she was credited only as Exotic Applicant! So clearly we haven’t seen enough of her these days. And if you actually DID go back and check those Red Shoe clips, you probably want to see more of Christiana . . . right now!