Chastity Bites (2013)

The cheesy horror comedy Chastity Bites (2013) spring boards off the seventeenth-century legend of the Hungarian Countess Elizabeth Bathory who reportedly slaughtered hundreds of young virgin women to bath in their blood in the hopes of staying young and beautiful forever. For the sake of the plot, it seems as though the bloody Botox babe is still alive, hunting for some more unplucked plasma. Enter Leah (Allison Scagliotti), an aspiring investigative journalist looking to heat up her high school paper with a happening story. When a new club starts up at her school, one that promotes chastity through pussy awareness, the newsy babe hits up the club’s founder, Liz Bathos (Louise Griffiths), the infamous Countess, for an interview. While the devious dame cons the popular girls and Leah’s best friend Katharine (Francia Raisa) to join her club, it’s up to the skeptical reporter to reveal Liz’s evil plans, and keep the girls of the school from ending up as a sacrifice. With all this focus on high school girls’ virginity and vagina awareness, you would think there would be a ton of nudity. Sadly, you’ll have to settle for some mega-cleavage from Jennifer Gimenez; bra and panty action from Allison Scagliotti and Chloë Crampton; and a dash of sexy, fashion-related content from Louise Griffiths and Francia Raisa. Making a horror flick without nudity bites!