Breaking Wind (2012)

The Twilight movies are spoofed in Breaking Wind (2012), and as you may have deduced, there's an emphasis on the fart jokes. A new breed of vampires, “The Noobs”, are wreaking havoc in a small town, and vegetarian bloodsucker Edward (Eric Callero) must team up with his sworn enemy Jacob (Frank Pacheco) to save their helpless lady love Bella (Heather Ann Davis). But with Edward only concerned with fixing his makeup (and his limp lizard), and Jacob obsessed with eating snack foods, they’re going to have some trouble stepping up to the fight. Heather Ann Davis shows some butt cheek in high cut panties while trying to arouse her undead man, but with no nudity Breaking Wind leaves us with very little to pound our stake to.